A Facebook Status for the Fifth of November

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
oh Jesus, the broflakes are loose,
spare us the mansplaining, actuallies, concern feigning;
and shove it right up your caboose.

Now also available on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/charllandsberg/status/927292951910285312
https://twitter.com/charllandsberg/status/927293029983145989

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